Our Premier Doug Ford is a very dishonest man. Unfortunately most politicians are everywhere. He claims that this early winter election was needed so that he can secure an even stronger majority than he already has to be able to fight the nightmare that is the HORRIFIC donald j. trump, for the next four years.

The tariffs that donny threatened Canada with was mostly a bluff. He wants to bully us into becoming the "fifty-first State". That will never happen, thankfully. But that awful President of the United States is indeed a threat to Canada and the rest of humanity. It is unfathomable to me that anyone sees anything good in this pathetic pyschotic predator and convicted felon. Thankfully he is quite old and in horrible shape so he probably won't be among the living for many more years. And very thankfully his Generals mostly hate this little man or the world would face an even greater threat from his meglomaniac intentions.

No, Doug Ford called this early, WINTER election for two very selfish reasons. First, he wants to secure power for another four years so that he can outrun the ongoing RCMP investigation into his nefarious scandal that saw him try to have his rich buddies profit billions of dollars by him trying to allow them to develop some of their land on The Ontario Greenbelt. It is ironically for my purposes, a proper large greenbelt, much unlike our small ill-conceived Ottawa Greenbelt.

Check out this Globe and Mail article praising The Ontario Greenbelt and insulting our Ottawa Greenbelt.

The other reason he is calling the election now is even more strategic . Us in Ontario have almost always historically voted for the opposite party that is in power federally. If there is a Liberal leader as our Prime Minister we almost always vote for a Conservative Premier. And vice-versa. Since most people believe that Pierre Polievre and his Conservatives will win the upcoming federal election, that I intend to run in as well by the way, Doug and his party would love to see their Conservatives in power in this, the country's largest province, during the same several years that Pierre may very well be in power. And thus avoiding the historical trend of us revolting against the federal Conservatives being in power and choosing the provincial Liberals.

If I were to actually win a seat in the Legislature or Parliament I would become the most outspoken shit-disturbing independent back-bencher anyone has ever seen.

So vote for me and lets have some fun and make some changes.